Wednesday May 23 09:39pm
LSD

oh my god

Sunday May 20 01:01pm

We live in an amazing world and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots that don’t care. Because this is what people are like now, they’ve got their phone they’re like ‘urgh it won’t.’ Give it a second, its going to space! Can you give it a second to go to space? Is the speed of it too slow for you?

I was on the plane and there was high speed internet on the plane for you, that’s the newest thing i know that exists. they’re like open up your laptops and go on the internet, so i’m on youtube and then it breaks down. The guy next to me was like ‘this is bullshit’ like how quickly the world owes him something he knew existed only ten seconds ago. Flying is the worst one, because people come back flights and act like it was a horror story. They’re like ‘This was the worst day of my life, first of all we didn’t board for twenty minutes. and then we got on the plane and they made us sit there, on the runway for forty minutes.’ Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly through the air incredibly like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of flight you non contributing zero? You’re flying, it’s amazing. Everybody on every flight should just constantly be like oh my god, this is amazing. You are sitting in a chair, in the sky.

Louis CK (via jarrodis) Saturday May 12 11:12pm
Saturday May 12 11:10pm
Saturday May 12 11:08pm
“you’re a fucking bitch”

I love you.

Saturday May 12 11:07pm
i’m just

empty

Monday Apr 30 08:26pm
graham cracker sandwiches

with peanut butter and nutella OMG

Wednesday Apr 25 09:04am
wtf

wtf

Monday Apr 23 04:12pm
Monday Apr 23 04:11pm
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